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OMGG.com has learned that the hit song Gangnam Style was originally written as a company jingle for one of the world’s largest apparel retailers.

“In Korean, Gangnam means ‘generic’,” explained Psy, the artist behind the catchy tune. “And nothing says Gangnam like Gap’s moderately-priced clothing.”

The song’s music video, featuring flamboyant Asians frolicking around in tacky menswear, recently became the most-downloaded YouTube video of all time.

“It’s been our most effective ad campaign since that irritating Khaki Swing commercial,” said Gap’s VP of Marketing, William DeClonce. “Since Gangnam went viral, our sales increased 400% among pudgy South Korean men.”

When Matthew Perry first saw the trailer for his new NBC sitcom Go On, he was horrified.

“I had that same smug look on my face I had during my 10-year run as Chandler Bing,” the actor told OMGG.com. “No wonder I’m always typecast as a self-loathing, sarcastic dickhead.”

This morning, the 43-year old underwent facial reconstructive surgery to correct the glaring defect.

“He came in here with such a cocky smirk on his face, I nearly didn’t go through with the procedure,” plastic surgeon Dr. Harold Rosen told reporters. “He’s recovering nicely, though, and moments ago was even able to smile for the first time!”

Flavor Flav has a new Public Enemy – Daylight Saving.

After gaining an extra hour Sunday morning, the rapper announced plans to lobby before Congress to end the inevitable advancing of clocks next summer.  He says that although the practice is constitutional, it’s “extremely inconvenient.”

Flav’s publicist, Jessica Mardones, explained that her client has a collection of over 1300 oversized clock necklaces, forcing him to waste countless hours “springing forward” and “falling back” each year. 

“It takes him forever to reset all those clocks,” Mardones explained. “Without Daylight Saving, imagine how much more time he’d have to film sh*tty VH1 reality shows!”

Tim Tebow has been underperforming all year, and his biggest fan has finally seen enough.

Just two months into the NFL season, The Lord dropped the pious backup quarterback from his fantasy football roster.

“I tried to justify keeping him, but it didn’t make sense,” explained the Holy Spirit. “Tom Brady is my starter and the Patriots have the same bye week as the Jets.”

God said drafting Tebow in the third round was the second-worst fantasy mistake he’s made since signing up for an ESPN account 10 years ago.

“In 2007, I started Sage Rosenfels at quarterback,” The Almighty told OMGG.com. “He put up decent numbers, but after the season my buddies informed me he was Jewish!”

The new issue of People magazine features reality star Honey Boo Boo on the cover as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman.

The Toddlers in Tiaras breakout star (real name: Alana Thompson), known for her love of junk food and pet pig named “Glitzy,” can be found flaunting her flawless six-year old physique on the hit TLC show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

“For the first time in our magazine’s history, the voting was unanimous,” noted People’s editor Jenny Sandusky. “Honey Boo Boo might be six, but she has some serious redneck sex appeal.”

Long before Two and a Half Men, Charlie was just a little “half man” himself.

After a record heatwave hit the East Coast last week, Al Gore announced today that maybe global warming isn’t such a bad thing after all.

“I’ve given it a lot of thought,” said the star of An Inconvenient Truth. “I’m cool with a couple melting glaciers if it means I’m going to have a badass tan this summer.”

The news was both shocking and devastating to environmentalists everywhere.

OMdoubleG caught up with the former vice president outside the Sierra Club’s headquarters in San Francisco, where he was clearing out his office.

“I know this will piss off some hippies,” said the 63-year old, “but I also think recycling is kind of lame.”

Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant shocked reporters when he arrived at a charity event this afternoon wearing nothing but a pair of leather boy shorts.

ESPN reporter Mitch Fedders believes it’s a ploy by Kobe to win back the gay and lesbian fans he insulted when he used a homophobic slur during a game against the San Antonio Spurs last season.

The shooting guard, already ostracized for his prior mistakes (e.g., contract disputes and rape) seems to be going out of his way to prove he isn’t a homophobe.

“This morning he asked me if I thought Pau (Gasol) was cute,” said teammate Ron Artest.  “It’s becoming painfully obvious he’s willing to go to great lengths to prove to the world he’s gay-friendly.”