POLITICS

Is the Republican presidential nominee a fan of tan-in-a-can?

Mitt Romney appeared a bit orangey during his interview on Univision last Wednesday, causing many to conclude he dyed his face to appear “more ethnic.”

During a secretly-recorded campaign fundraiser earlier this year, the 65-year old did say “it would be helpful to be Latino” — but in an exclusive OMGG.com interview this morning, Romney insisted he didn’t “fake bake” last week.

“Diet affects skin tone, and I had a lot of carrot juice to drink before that interview,” the GOP leader explained. “In fact, to prepare for my speech in rural Texas today, I’ve been chugging milk all morning.”

Mitt Romney recently appeared on Live! With Kelly and Michael, where he revealed he’d like to see actor Gene Hackman play him in a movie about his life.

Sadly, it doesn’t look like the Republican presidential candidate will get his way.

This morning, executives at Paramount Pictures announced plans to release a Romney biopic, but claim Hackman has “too much personality” for the role.

English actor Anthony Daniels, famous for his robot character from the Star Wars film franchise, tweeted that he’s been cast to play the lead in Who Gives a Mitt?, slated to hit theaters in February 2013.

Photos of Joe Biden cozying up to a female biker at an Ohio diner raised a few eyebrows over the weekend, but no one could’ve predicted the silver-haired vice president’s next move.

“I’m tendering my resignation to hit the open road,” Biden announced via Twitter. “Politics are a young man’s game, and Paul Ryan is just too handsome of an adversary.”

The 69-year old told OMGG.com he’s hopeful that joining a motorcycle gang will help shed the “good guy” image that’s followed him throughout his career.

“I got inked this morning to show how committed I am to the ‘New Joe’,” Biden told us. “I’d like to see someone try to push around a man with a butterfly on his ankle.”

Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention was so inspiring, that President Obama has decided to give him another shot in politics.

“I’m subbing him in for Joe (Biden),” the POTUS said. “At this point he gives our party the best chance to win.”

OMGG.com caught up with the vice president’s wife, Jill, who said she understood why the decision was made.

“Joe has a great heart, but President Obama did what’s best for this country,” admitted the 51-year old teacher. “To be honest, I wish I could replace my husband with Bill in the bedroom, as well.”

Chuck Norris is begging Americans to step away from their Total Gyms and prepare for the apocalypse.

The black belt-wearing Republican warned fans recently that if Obama is re-elected, there will be “1000 years of darkness.”

The Walker, Texas Ranger star’s premonition didn’t fall on deaf ears, as fellow right-wing celebs have already started moving into Norris’ underground bunker, located just outside of Prairie Village, Kansas.

“It’s a bit cramped because Ted (Nugent) brought all his guitars with him,” Hank Williams, Jr. told OMGG.com. “But I have to admit, it’s been real entertaining watching Clint Eastwood argue with chairs down here.”

When Paul Ryan said he ran a marathon in under three hours, many were skeptical because he couldn’t produce any evidence.

The sexy Representative from Wisconsin now claims that bitter Democrats have been making sure no one learns of his accomplishments, including the gold medal he won in the pole vault at the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

Sadly, when a recent article in Runner’s World exposed the VP nominee, providing proof that he’d only completed one 26.2-mile race (in over 4 hours), Ryan became especially agitated.

“The liberal media has never given me credit,” the 42-year old told OMGG.com. “In fact, the only reason Usain Bolt holds the 200m record is because the timekeeper was an Obama supporter.”

After getting mocked for his performance at the Republican National Convention, Clint Eastwood has changed his party affiliation.

“When I spoke to that chair last night, I realized something,” the senile 82-year old told OMGG.com. “That piece of furniture is far more qualified to be president than Mitt Romney.”

The chair, which was meant to be representative of an invisible Barack Obama, has actually helped invigorate the president’s campaign.

“Tomorrow night, George Clooney is hosting a $10,000-a-plate fundraiser for that wooden seat,” announced MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “Sadly, a new poll shows that chair is 70% more popular than Joe Biden.”

Perhaps Clint Eastwood isn’t senile after all.

Many were wondering why the 82-year old addressed an empty chair as Barack Obama at the Republican National Convention, but OMGG.com has learned that the president had been sitting in the seat moment earlier.

“During the commercial break, Obama realized he was at the wrong convention,” explained Ann Romney. “So during Mr. Eastwood’s speech, he ducked behind the podium.”