Can Americans Get a Loan, Eh?
For the the first time in history, Canadians are wealthier than Americans.
“There’s nothing to do here except play hockey and save money,” explained Toronto resident Daniel Violante. “Also, we’ve been exporting boatloads of maple syrup to all the fat Americans.”
Presidential candidate Mitt Romney say’s it’s unacceptable that we’ve fallen behind our polite neighbors to the North.
“We’d still be on top if it weren’t for Obamacare,” said the 65-year old Republican. “Could you imagine how quickly Canada’s economy would collapse if they gave out free health care?”
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