Demi Moore Leaving Ashton Kutcher for Younger Man

• November 17, 2011
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Demi Moore announced today that she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, and it has nothing to do with the Sara Leal cheating scandal.

“To put it simply, he just got too old,” Moore confessed.

The 33-year old Kutcher responded to the divorce via twitter, as he’s too socially inept to communicate any other way.

“As soon as I got my first wrinkle, I knew I was dead to her,” he tweeted. “Last week, she tried to seduce my 2.5 Men co-star Angus T. Jones.”

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