Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant Again?

Weeks after giving birth, Jessica Simpson is bigger than ever.

“I think it’s safe to say that I’m expecting twins!” the excited 31-year old announced. “My husband says it’s impossible, but he’s basing that on the fact that we haven’t had sex in ages.”

The Weight Watchers spokeswoman says there are plenty of other ways to get pregnant, like an immaculate conception or doctors leaving a baby inside her during her daughter’s birth in May.

“I know my due date is approaching because of all the food cravings,” Simpson told OMGG.com. “I mean, I just ate a box of Oreos and all I can think about is downing a gallon of Häagen-Dazs!”