Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Breasts Cause Another Car Accident
Only drunk drivers have caused more car wrecks in Los Angeles than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs this month.
Cleavage-heavy billboards advertising the actress’ new show, The Client List, have been popping up (and out) all over Southern California, making it nearly impossible for drivers to keep their eyes on the road.
Despite being responsible for over 70 accidents in April (four fatal), area residents can’t seem to agree on whether or not the signs should come down.
“My wife wrote a letter to the mayor demanding they be removed immediately,” said Mark Dimiero, who was struck by a distracted, masturbating motorist on his way to work this morning. “I don’t know, though. I’m still torn.”
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