Jesse James Forms Rat Pack With Schwarzenegger, Clinton and Woods
This past Sunday, reality star Kat Von D announced via Facebook that former fiancee Jesse James cheated on her with at least 19 women. After word of his conquests spread, James was contacted by Tiger Woods about joining a prestigious secret society.
“We call ourselves the ‘Fraud Squad’,” explained the golf legend. “We’re a group of celebrity men who’ve been shunned by the public for our sexual misconduct.”
Members of the exclusive bad boys club include Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the entire NBA, Bill Clinton and of course Woods, who serves as president.
“I’m honored they finally reached out to me,” gushed James, who said he’s nervous for his induction ceremony this Friday night at Hooters.
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