Katie Holmes Being Followed by Scientology Aliens
According to Scientology’s creator, 75 million years ago the head of the Galactic Federation was an extraterrestrial named Xenu. He brought “beings” to this planet whose spirits infest bodies here on earth.
OMGG.com has learned that Katie Holmes is now on Xenu’s sh#tlist.
Ever since the actress filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, an Operating Thetan Level VI*, L. Ron Hubbard’s alien posse has been following Holmes and her daughter Suri through the streets of New York.
“I can’t believe Tom would let these space creatures terrify our family,” Holmes told us. “I haven’t been this repulsed by something he’s done since Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.”
*Or in layman’s terms, “Douchebag”
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