Dysfunctional Royal Family Continues to Embarrass Prince Philip
Less than a week after Prince Harry’s nude Vegas romp, the Queen was photographed driving a pimped-out Range Rover while wearing a hoodie.
“The entire family has gone completely mad,” complained 91-year old Prince Philip. “Just this morning, I discovered that Charles and Camilla have matching tramp stamps.”
The Duke of Edinburgh told us his family’s wild behavior has him so distraught that he’s thinking about moving out of Buckingham Palace.
“Homeboy needs to chillax,” the suddenly-hip Queen Elizabeth told OMGG.com. “If Philip doesn’t stop complaining, Her Majesty is gonna have to slap a bitch.”
[related_posts limit="5" image="0"]
Comments are closed.