Russell Crowe Wants to Suck Your Blood (After He Finishes His Corn Dog)
Acting legend Russell Crowe, known for his outstanding physique in 1999, is hoping to cash in on the current vampire movie craze.
The 48-year old star announced he’ll be playing
Fatula Dracula in an upcoming Warner Bros. film about the most famous vampire of all time.
Industry insiders are scratching their heads at the decision to cast Crowe in a role ordinarily reserved for men who can fit into a cape.
“I know he’s an Oscar winner, but come on!” said New York Times film critic Weston Stewart. “Dude looks like he recently ate the Twilight cast.”
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