Seal Tired of Being Heidi Klum’s Babysitter?

OMGG.com would like to apologize for our typo-filled press release suggesting Heidi Klum clubbed a baby seal over the weekend.

It was supposed to say that she left her babies with Seal to go out clubbing…again.

And thanks to Klum’s partying, the only celebrity couple anyone thought had a snowball’s chance in hell of making it is officially kaput.

“They parted ways because Seal was tired of being a fulltime nanny while his wife went out on the town,” said a fashion industry source.

Representatives for Klum say the divorce has nothing to do with the model’s love of nightlife; in fact, they say the opposite is true.

“Had she kept partying like she used to, they’d still be a couple,” said Victoria’s Secret spokeswoman Noeth Shade. “Now that she’s sober, Heidi realizes she’s way out of Seal’s league.”