Desperate for Work, Shia LeBeouf Turns to Low Budget Porn

Weeks after baring all for a Sigur Ros music video, out-of-work actor Shia LeBeouf has decided to give adult films a shot.

“The downturn in the economy hit Hollywood hard,” explained the former Transformers star. “Roles for smug, poodle-haired douchebags have dried up especially fast.”

It’s been a long, hard fall from the top for the guy many blame for ruining the Indiana Jones franchise.

“Just two years ago, I slept with Megan Fox,” LeBeouf told OMGG.com. “This morning, I gave a homeless guy a handjob for a bite of his sandwich.”