Southwest Airlines to Introduce “Lesbian-Only” Flights

After The L-Word actress Leisha Hailey was kicked off a Southwest flight for kissing her girlfriend on the runway yesterday, she called for a boycott of the airline whose company slogan is “A Symbol of Freedom.”

PR reps for Southwest responded quickly, saying there is no truth to the story. In fact, Southwest VP of Marketing Markus Goerg told OMGG.com that “the airline has always encouraged hot, lesbo action.”

To be certain they aren’t viewed as homophobic, however, Southwest announced they are introducing the first ever Lesbian Only flight starting October 1st. For just $99, passengers will receive a flannel shirt and one way ticket to Las Vegas.

“For the record, Southwest Airlines encourages PDA on all of our flights,” said Georg. “In fact, I’ve personally installed webcams on each plane just in case any girl-on-girl action breaks out in the future.”