Tony Robbins Sinks Into Deep Depression

After guests were burned walking over hot coals at one of his seminars recently, Tony Robbins announced he’s retiring from his job as a motivational speaker.

“He rarely gets out of bed anymore,” said Sage Robbins, Tony’s wife of 11 years. “He just lounges around the house, getting drunk and cursing at our cat.”

The 52-year old self-help guru admitted he’s considering moving back in with his mother.

“I used to tell people they should live every day like it’s their last,” Robbins told OMGG.com. “But after having time to reflect, I’ve realized that life is just too risky to take chances.”