Total Recall Actress Kaitlyn Leeb Says Third Breast is Real

Kaitlyn Leeb was the obvious choice to play the three-breasted prostitute in the Total Recall reboot, according to sources.

“We had an open casting call, and she was the only one who showed up with three natural boobs,” said Director Len Wiseman. “She’s saved us a fortune on makeup.”

The Toronto-born actress suffers from a rare condition called mammae erraticae, also known as Accessory Breast Disorder (ABD).

“It was great attending Comic-Con this year, because for the first time no one treated me like a freak,” Leeb told OMGG.com. “Most of the guys who attended had never seen a topless woman, so they didn’t realize anything was wrong!”