Trump Takes Romney Out to Celebrate Nevada Victory

Donald Trump knew just who to thank for Mitt Romney’s mammoth victory in the Nevada caucuses over the weekend. Himself.

“I knew the moment I endorsed Mitt, he’d be a winner from that point forward,” said the real estate tycoon. “As everyone knows, I’m the greatest endorser in the world.”

The duo celebrated Romney’s landslide victory at Scores strip club, where they drank $2000 bottles of Cristal champagne, or as they called it, “stimulated the economy.”

Newt Gingrich told OMGG.com that he thinks Trump made the wrong call endorsing his rival.

“Newt is a loser,” The Donald fired back. “And if he ever disagrees with me again, he’ll be taken out of consideration for Celebrity Apprentice next season.”