Britney Spears Says She Walked Off X-Factor to “Take a Dump”
Britney Spears insists she didn’t walk off the set of The X-Factor recently because she was upset. In fact, the singer told us the only thing irritated were her bowels.
“The problem is they don’t let us take bathroom breaks,” Spears said. “I’m on a steady diet of coffee and cigarettes, y’all.”
Due to the media backlash over her brief disappearance, the 30-year old said she’s taking steps to ensure she’ll remain seated during the entire Kansas City audition.
“I’m going to try replacing my birth control pills with Imodium A-D,” the star told OMGG.com. “If that doesn’t work, my agent suggested I get fitted with a colostomy bag.”
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