Jordan Bratman Shocked to Learn He Isn’t Good-Looking
Christina Aguilera’s ex-husband is said to be baffled by how little attention women have paid to him since his high-profile divorce.
It’s been nearly 10 months since Jordan Bratman split from Aguilera, and the 34-year old claims women won’t give him the time of day. The homely music producer was spotted partying at LA hotspot Le Deux last night, where he was served another dose of reality.
“I was called ‘creepy’ for trying to buy a girl a drink,” Bratman told us. “I used to be married to one of the most talented and beautiful women in the world, how come I can’t even get a phone number now?”
Celebrity stylist Kathleen Bily has a theory as to how Jordan landed Christina in the first place. “He has a beard, so maybe she couldn’t tell how ugly his actual face was. Plus, I think he’s really rich.”
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