Drunk Olympians Apologize for Badminton Scandal
Wang Xiaoli and Yu Yang are outraged at allegations claiming they purposely lost their badminton match on Tuesday.
According to the pair, they were just a little tipsy.
“We’d been playing beer pong all morning at a pub in Trafalgar Square,” insisted Xiaoli. “How come they check us for steroids but refuse to give us breathalyzer tests?”
The world champion pair were expelled from the remainder of the Olympics for throwing the match, despite appealing their case to the IOC.
“Personally, I’m glad they’re gone,” swimmer Ryan Lochte told OMGG.com. “Phelps and I were getting awfully tired of their 3 a.m. booty calls.”
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