With the election just one day away, Joe Biden hit the road attempting to garner support for President Barack Obama.

Sadly, OMGG.com has learned the confused 69-year old spent the 11th hour campaigning across Eastern Canada.

We caught up with Barack Obama’s assistant, Marcus Wayans, who said the vice president’s impassioned speech to a baffled crowd in Toronto was actually a strategic move.

“The president was afraid another gaffe by Joe would hurt his re-election chances, so he sent him out of the country,” Wayans told us. “It was surprisingly easy to convince Mr. Biden that Ontario was a swing state.”

Chris Christie is coming under fire for the way he’s choosing to allocate federal funds in the wake of Hurricane Sandy.

Despite millions in his state without power or gas, the New Jersey governor has made the rebuilding of area bakeries and pizza shops his top priority.

Christie encouraged Garden State residents to remain vigilant, assuring them he knows they’re struggling.

“The cleanup effort will take much longer if I’m hungry,” explained the 50-year old Republican . “Once the Federal Emergency Management Agency can get these eateries up and running, I’ll be turning my full attention to individuals in need.”

Flavor Flav has a new Public Enemy – Daylight Saving.

After gaining an extra hour Sunday morning, the rapper announced plans to lobby before Congress to end the inevitable advancing of clocks next summer.  He says that although the practice is constitutional, it’s “extremely inconvenient.”

Flav’s publicist, Jessica Mardones, explained that her client has a collection of over 1300 oversized clock necklaces, forcing him to waste countless hours “springing forward” and “falling back” each year. 

“It takes him forever to reset all those clocks,” Mardones explained. “Without Daylight Saving, imagine how much more time he’d have to film sh*tty VH1 reality shows!”

Officials decided late Friday afternoon to cancel the New York City Marathon, but that didn’t slow down Kenyan distance runner Geoffrey Mughai.

The 29-year old easily glided to victory in 2 hours and 21 minutes, delighting spectators who watched from nearby canoes.

“I can’t believe the locals are complaining about wet conditions,” Mughai told OMGG.com. “I much prefer this to the drought affecting my country.”

Fellow Kenyan Isaiah Muncarp finished second, while American Olympic hero Michael Phelps shocked the world by swimming his way to the bronze.

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, Star Wars wasn’t owned by a corporate juggernaut.

But earlier this week, Disney bought Lucasfilm for $4 billion, adding the legendary film franchise to its stable of business entities.

“We plan on releasing a family-friendly Episode VII in 2015,” Disney executive Christian Tipple announced this morning. “Parents will be relieved to learn that the once-scary Darth Vader will now be played by Mickey Mouse.”

Lucasfilm founder George Lucas told OMGG.com the financial windfall means he can finally retire.

“I just paid off my car loan early, which felt great,” Lucas said. “My next major investment will be hiring a personal trainer for my neck.”

Last week, Ann Coulter came under fire for calling President Obama the r-word.

“What the f-word?” said the Fox News commentator. “People are acting like I called him the n-word!”

L-word entertainer Ellen DeGeneres suggested Coulter stop being such a c-word and apologize.

“I think the r-words owe me an apology,” the conservative columnist retorted. “They’re the ones acting like a bunch of b-words!”

Tim Tebow has been underperforming all year, and his biggest fan has finally seen enough.

Just two months into the NFL season, The Lord dropped the pious backup quarterback from his fantasy football roster.

“I tried to justify keeping him, but it didn’t make sense,” explained the Holy Spirit. “Tom Brady is my starter and the Patriots have the same bye week as the Jets.”

God said drafting Tebow in the third round was the second-worst fantasy mistake he’s made since signing up for an ESPN account 10 years ago.

“In 2007, I started Sage Rosenfels at quarterback,” The Almighty told OMGG.com. “He put up decent numbers, but after the season my buddies informed me he was Jewish!”