Donald Trump Threatens to Jump Off “Fiscal Cliff”

He’s comically chubby, with orange skin and a goofy wig…but Donald Trump insists he isn’t a clown.

“Why do Americans keep ignoring my Obama warnings?” the billionaire asked OMGG.com. “Isn’t anyone concerned that I have a hunch he’s an uneducated, Kenyan-born terrorist?”

Like a desperate 12-year old girl, the Celebrity Apprentice host took to social media this morning seeking even more attention.

“If u guys luv obama ima hurt myself,” Trump tweeted. “srsly guyz, ima jump off that fiscal cliff they’re talkin bout on the news.”