Rush Limbaugh Claims Obama is Now Controlling the Weather
With Tropical Storm Isaac threatening the GOP Convention in Tampa, bloated radio host Rush Limbaugh accused the Obama administration of tampering with weather forecasts to hurt the Republican party.
“Obama is intent on destroying this country with his liberal witchcraft,” said the political commentator. “He’s even brainwashed conservatives into nominating a dimwitted Mormon for office!”
The 61-year old claims it’s obvious that the president has put a hex on him, as well.
“How else could you explain my well-publicized painkiller addiction and four failed marriages?” Limbaugh asked OMGG.com. “And we all know my body wouldn’t be so hideous if Obama hadn’t cursed me with a faulty metabolism.”
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