Wolf Blitzer Reminds America That He’s Still Straight
Now that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet, one man is reminding the ladies that there’s still a “silver fox” on CNN.
“Anderson being gay is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me,” Wolf Blitzer told OMGG.com. “It’s meant non-stop poontang around the office!”
Cooper said he’s happy his announcement helped out his fellow journalist.
“CNN is renowned for hiring attractive female interns, and they used to flirt with me quite a bit,” the 45-year old explained. “This morning, I noticed that they’ve all turned their attention to the Wolfman.”
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