Andrew Luck Quits Football After Getting Drafted By Colts

Indianapolis’ Luck has run out.

After selecting the former Stanford star with the #1 overall pick tonight, the Colts learned that Andrew Luck would rather retire from football than play for their sh*tty team.

OMGG.com caught up with the quarterback to find out what he’s thinking career-wise, now that he’s done with football.

“Well, the economy isn’t doing so well, so I can’t afford to be too picky,” said Luck. “The way I see it, anything’s better than that dead-end job in Indy.”