John Travolta Quits Augusta National After Learning of Women Members
Augusta National announced today that they’ll be allowing women to join, allegedly upsetting every member of the prestigious golf club with the exception of Tiger Woods.
“After they let a black guy in, I didn’t think things couldn’t get any worse,” 81-year old Rufus Waspington III told OMGG.com. “But golfing alongside vile, vagina-having females? I’m speechless.”
Allowing women to join the 80-year old Georgia club means Augusta will be undergoing some big changes in coming months.
“We’ve already begun construction on the first ladies bathroom,” announced golf club manager Shawn McClain. “And to the dismay of our current members, we’ll be shutting down the on-site, gay nightclub by the end of September.”
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