Lakers Offer Pau Gasol to Heat for an Autographed Photo of LeBron

• June 29, 2012
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Pau Gasol has won two NBA titles and is a four-time All-Star.

“We’re desperate to get rid of him,” said Lakers head coach Mike Brown. “Our team has no use for a 7-footer who can score and rebound.”

Gasol’s teammates told OMGG.com they can’t wait to say goodbye to the 31-year old Spaniard.

“For starters, his straggly beard kind of freaks me out,” Kobe Bryant explained. “Also, Metta World Peace is pretty sure Pau ate his Golden Retriever.”

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