Michael Vick Injured Playing Checkers

Calling Michael Vick injury-prone is an understatement.

The 32-year old hasn’t made it out of the first quarter of a 2012 preseason game without needing X-rays, but that shouldn’t surprise anyone. In his nine-year career, the quarterback has only once played all 16 games.

This morning, the Philadelphia Eagles announced that Vick will miss the final two exhibition games after hurting himself playing a game of checkers with wide receiver DeSean Jackson before practice.

“His most recent MRI revealed that his ribs are made out of papier-mâché,” Eagles coach Andy Reid told OMGG.com. “The doctor recommended a therapy dog for his pain, but no one in the organization thinks that’s a good idea.”