Rush Limbaugh Blames NFL Replacement Refs for His Tiny Penis
On his Friday show, Rush Limbaugh discussed a recent study that suggested the size of male genitalia has decreased over the past 50 years due to air pollution.
While Limbaugh acknowledged that his penis is child-like in both length and girth, he says the NFL replacement referees are to blame.
In fact, the conservative radio host told OMGG.com that every time he watches a fill-in official blow a call, his private parts recoil in fear.
“Roger Goodell better get the regular refs signed to a contact soon,” Limbaugh told his listeners this morning. “After watching that Seahawks/Packers game last night, I’m hung like a tic tac.”
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