Tim Tebow Cut From God’s Fantasy Football Team
Tim Tebow has been underperforming all year, and his biggest fan has finally seen enough.
Just two months into the NFL season, The Lord dropped the pious backup quarterback from his fantasy football roster.
“I tried to justify keeping him, but it didn’t make sense,” explained the Holy Spirit. “Tom Brady is my starter and the Patriots have the same bye week as the Jets.”
God said drafting Tebow in the third round was the second-worst fantasy mistake he’s made since signing up for an ESPN account 10 years ago.
“In 2007, I started Sage Rosenfels at quarterback,” The Almighty told OMGG.com. “He put up decent numbers, but after the season my buddies informed me he was Jewish!”
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