World Rejoices Upon Learning That Plaxico Burress is Literate

Yahoo! Sports reported last week that NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress knows how to read, and even does so recreationally since being released from prison in June.

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“Amazing!” exclaimed Harvard professor Stephen Kehnel, who invited the New York Jets star to speak to his Principles of Economics class in the spring.

But philosophers and scholars aren’t the only ones who’ve been blown away by Plax’s beautiful mind.

Upon learning that one of his teammates was an actual reader, Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez jumped on twitter to send the following congratulatory note:
Me so hapy 4 u Placksicko. Gud werk!