2012 Olympics

Making his her Olympic debut three years after being forced to undergo gender tests, Caster Semenya finished second in her 800m preliminary heat on Wednesday morning.

Sadly, things got a little hairy during the race, as the 21-year old was sporting some serious facial fuzz by the time she crossed the finish line at 2:00.71.

While a Top 2 finish would normally guarantee a spot in tomorrow’s medal round, Olympic officials aren’t sure whether or not to let the whiskered wonder compete.

“I’ll be so hurt if they don’t let me represent my country,” the South African star told OMGG.com. “It’d be even more painful than that time I was kicked in the nuts.”

Fox News questioned Gabby Douglas’ patriotism recently, after the 16-year old wore a pink uniform during the individual all-around gymnastics competition last week.

“She’s likely some sort of Russian spy,” remarked Fox commentator/lunatic Ann Coulter. “There’s no other reasonable explanation for not wearing red, white and blue at all times.”

Billionaire Donald Trump took the accusations a step further.

“My Tea Party friends and I agree that this is a massive cover-up,” said the bloated real estate magnate. “I won’t rest until that little girl shows me her birth certificate.”

Usain Bolt has always been cocky, but his behavior during today’s gold medal-winning race was downright childish.

A few steps into his 200 meter victory, the 25-year old Jamaican whipped out his iPhone and called fellow sprinter Yohan Blake.

OMGG.com caught up with the world’s fastest man, who told us what was so urgent it couldn’t wait.

“In addition to being my countryman, Johan is one of my closest friends,” explained Bolt. “I wanted to be the first to congratulate him on the silver medal he was about to win.”

It looks like Michael Phelps is going for another gold medal digger!

The world’s most decorated swimmer has been seeing model Megan Rossee, a woman who couldn’t be more out of his league (looks-wise) if she tried.

But there wasn’t any proof the 25-year old beauty was looking for anything but love until recently, when OMGG.com discovered her dark dating past.

“Mr. Phelps better be careful,” warned Emil Zátopek, a 90-year old Czech runner who took home three golds in the 1952 Summer Games. “Megan and I hooked up one night in 2009, and both she and my medals were gone the following morning.”

When U.S. synchronized swimmer Tessa Boehm tore her Achilles tendon Monday, the team assumed they’d have to withdraw from the London Games.

“We’d been training four years, I hated letting my teammates down,” Boehm said. “Luckily, Charlie Sheen stepped in out of nowhere to save the day.”

Despite having no previous experience in the sport, the 46-year old actor assured the ladies he’d help bring home the gold this year.

“The sport involves spinning broads around and spreading their legs,” Sheen told OMGG.com. “The only way we can possibly lose is if Ashton Kutcher is on the German squad.”

In one of the biggest Olympic upsets of all time, Romania’s Sandra Izbasa defeated American gymnast McKayla Maroney in the vault on Monday.

While many are accusing Maroney of exhibiting poor sportsmanship by frowning on the medal stand, OMGG.com captured this shot of Izbasa taunting the 16-year old American.

Ryan Lochte is literally in hot water for his latest actions in London.

The 28-year old recently admitted to relieving himself before all of his big races, essentially turning the Olympic Park Aquatics Center into one giant kiddie pool.

But the handsome swimming star says he’s only taken “one dump” in the pool and that he’s not as bad as some of his U.S. teammates.

“Let’s just say it’s a good thing that water’s chlorinated,” Lochte told OMGG.com. “As we all know by now, Phelps has a habit of masturbating immediately following any race in which he medals.”

Michael Phelps isn’t the only American winning in London this summer.

Charlie Sheen allegedly put his show Anger Management on hiatus this week after reading the OMGG.com article about all the gratuitous sex taking place in the Olympic Village.

But according to reports, Sheen plans to leave London with more than just Lolo Jones’ virginity.

“I’d like to assure all the doubters that I’m here to compete,” said the 46-year old actor. “In fact, I’ll be shocked if I don’t bring home this year’s gold medal in Synchronized F#cking!”