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Fans were shocked to learn of Kristen Stewart’s affair with married director Rupert Sanders, but OMGG.com had noticed sexual tension between the two for months (see photo).

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Heidi Klum is now claiming she broke things off with Seal because of his bad temper.

But did the singer have a right to be angry?

“He thought he was marrying a size zero, 31-year old supermodel,” explained Seal’s close friend Eliza Shamshian. “But after years of courtship, she’s become a 39-year old woman with kids.”

Klum apologizes for letting herself go, but thinks maybe her ex is being too tough on her.

“Just because I’m hideous, doesn’t give him the right to yell,” said the Project Runway host. “We weren’t all blessed with dashing good looks like he was.”

Lyndie Benson-Gorelick filed for legal separation last week after realizing she accidentally married Kenny G.

The world’s lamest jazz musician is said to be broken hearted, recognizing the likelihood of any other woman finding him palatable is slim-to-none.

Benson-Gorelick admits that she was once blinded by Kenny’s fame and bank account, but now grasps just how douchey he is.

“I was basically married to a poor-man’s Michael Bolton,” she told OMGG.com. “I literally used to gag at the thought of running my fingers through his perm.”

OMGG.com would like to apologize for our typo-filled press release suggesting Heidi Klum clubbed a baby seal over the weekend.

It was supposed to say that she left her babies with Seal to go out clubbing…again.

And thanks to Klum’s partying, the only celebrity couple anyone thought had a snowball’s chance in hell of making it is officially kaput.

“They parted ways because Seal was tired of being a fulltime nanny while his wife went out on the town,” said a fashion industry source.

Representatives for Klum say the divorce has nothing to do with the model’s love of nightlife; in fact, they say the opposite is true.

“Had she kept partying like she used to, they’d still be a couple,” said Victoria’s Secret spokeswoman Noeth Shade. “Now that she’s sober, Heidi realizes she’s way out of Seal’s league.”

Russell Brand is on the rebound!

After filing for divorce from Katy Perry last week, the Get Him to the Greek actor has been spotted roaming around Hollywood with fellow-Brit Kelly Osbourne.

The pair of former drug addicts certainly have plenty in common.

“He’s annoyingly vocal, so he fits right in with my family,” said a smitten Osbourne. “As an added bonus, our big, misshapen heads really compliment each other.”

OMGG.com has learned that Ashton and Demi will be celebrating one last Turkey Day together.

“We already had plans to eat with Bruce and the kids in New York,” Moore explained. “I’d cancel, but the plane tickets are non-refundable.”

Kutcher told us that even though he’s going through a divorce, there’s no reason the group can’t remain friends.

“Willis’ new girlfriend will even be there,” Kutcher told People magazine. “So to make things less awkward, I’ll be bringing a date, too.”

The entertainment world was rocked yesterday by the news of Bachelorette star Ali Fedotowsky’s split from her chosen husband-to-be, Roberto Martinez.

“I think we all remember what we were doing when Roberto proposed to Ali in Bora Bora,” said Johnny Depp via his Bachelorette fansite. “Aside fron the birth of my children, I can’t think of a more important moment in my life.”

OMGG.com spoke with reality TV fan Eminem, who is taking news of this latest A-List breakup particularly hard. 

“First Demi and Ashton, and now this?” cried the rapper.  “Does true love even exist anymore?”

Demi Moore announced today that she will divorce Ashton Kutcher, and it has nothing to do with the Sara Leal cheating scandal.

“To put it simply, he just got too old,” Moore confessed.

The 33-year old Kutcher responded to the divorce via twitter, as he’s too socially inept to communicate any other way.

“As soon as I got my first wrinkle, I knew I was dead to her,” he tweeted. “Last week, she tried to seduce my 2.5 Men co-star Angus T. Jones.”