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While doing a press tour over the weekend to promote Titanic 3D, Kate Winslet was asked how the cast has changed since the original film was released in 1997. Her response: Leonardo DiCaprio got fatter.

Today, Winslet took her insult a step further.

“Fifteen years ago, Leo was a sex symbol,” said the English actress. “These days, I wouldn’t f#ck him with Martin Scorsese’s d*ck.”

In a recent interview with Vogue, another Hollywood A-lister admitted she has struggled with body issues.

“Do you have any idea what it’s like to step on the scale and see triple digits?” asked the 5’7″ Keira Knightley.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star says her love of food has clearly hurt her career.

“I auditioned for the role of Nina in Black Swan, but they gave the part to that skinny bitch (Natalie) Portman,” Knightley told OMGG.com. “If I ever hope to win an Oscar, I guess I’ll have to stop eating rice cakes on my ‘cheat day’.”

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McDonald’s announced this week that it will cease using “pink slime” in its hamburger recipe.

“This is terrible news,” said Mickey-D’s regular Jill Teeples. “That pink goo was my main source of protein.”

An endless supply of the mysterious slime was first discovered in a Manchester, New Jersey landfill in the late-80s. Former McDonald’s CEO Oliver Sehulster noticed a family of possums feasting on it, and before long it became the key ingredient in the Golden Arches’ burgers and chicken nuggets.

“I think we can all agree the pink stuff is delicious,” an FDA spokesperson told OMGG.com. “I just wish someone was able to identify it.”

Food Network star Paula Deen has come under fire for continuing to cook unhealthy food on her tv show for three years before revealing she was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.

“Yeah, it’s true I caught the diabetes,” the 64-year-old told OMGG.com in that cute southern accent of hers. “But it ain’t nothing I can’t cure with a few sticks of butter.”

Fellow celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain called Deen “the most dangerous person to America,” accusing her of tricking viewers into believing fatty food won’t lead to obesity-related diseases.

“Mr. Bourdain is right, I feel very deceived,” said Sara Wilson, a former Deen fan. “How the hell was I supposed to know that Paula’s butter, bacon and cheddar biscuits were bad for me?”

Kevin Federline has taken his thighs of thunder down under.

Britney Spears’ ex is now a cast member on the Australian weight-loss reality program Excess Baggage.

Yesterday, the formerly-fit backup dancer collapsed during a running challenge after complaining of chest pains.

“Thank you to all my fans for their well-wishes,” said a recovering K-Fed. “I have read both of your emails.”

Serena Williams recently said she doesn’t like playing tennis because she isn’t a fan of working out.

The former top-ranked player in the world, already straddling the “athletic bulk/kind of a fatty” line, will presumably become a blimp when she decides to retire.

Williams told OMGG.com that just because she hates physical activity, doesn’t mean she is giving up on sports altogether.

“When my tennis career is over, I’ll pursue my true passion,” said the two-time Olympic gold medalist. “Competitive eating.”

Political commentator and part-time model Rush Limbaugh says Michelle Obama needs to cease her healthy-eating initiative if she ever hopes to get in shape.

“Her Let’s Move campaign is far too preachy,” said Limbaugh, People magazine’s reigning Sexiest Man Alive.

The conservative radio talk show host went on to criticize the First Lady’s size 6 figure, calling it “slightly imperfect.”

“Look, I’d like to defend my wife’s honor, but Rush does have a point,” President Obama recently told OMGG.com. “I mean, he grew up eating nothing but Spam and bacon-wrapped meatloaf, and look how amazing he turned out.”