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Now that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet, one man is reminding the ladies that there’s still a “silver fox” on CNN.

“Anderson being gay is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me,” Wolf Blitzer told OMGG.com. “It’s meant non-stop poontang around the office!”

Cooper said he’s happy his announcement helped out his fellow journalist.

“CNN is renowned for hiring attractive female interns, and they used to flirt with me quite a bit,” the 45-year old explained. “This morning, I noticed that they’ve all turned their attention to the Wolfman.”

Fans of the old Green Lantern comics were shocked to learn the emerald space cop has been relaunched as an openly homosexual superhero!

“The idea of turning Green Lantern gay came after we watched Ryan Reynolds portray him in the live-action movie,” explained DC Comics writer Stanley Perot.

While some are calling Green Lantern’s outing a cheap ploy to sell more issues, others say it was just a matter of time.

“What do you expect? Superheroes are buff guys who wear spandex and capes,” said Stan Lee, president of Marvel Comics. “I’m surprised TMZ hasn’t caught any of the X-Men coming out of a gay bar yet.”

A shocking accusation has landed John Travolta in hot oil water.

A lawsuit has been filed against the Grease star, who is being accused of fondling a masseur’s penis during an erotic rubdown at the Beverly Hills Hotel recently.

OMGG.com uncovered what appears to be surveillance video of a semi-nude Travolta really enjoying himself on the day in question, but the actor claims it isn’t him on the tape.

“As a Scientologist, it’s against my religion to lay down with another man,” the 58-year old explained. “I mean, what’s next…someone accusing Tom Cruise of being gay?”

In the early 90s, Richard Gere was admitted to an LA hospital to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.

Twenty years later, the actor held a press conference to announce he’s putting it back in.

With PETA protesters marching nearby, Gere told OMGG.com that he needs to do “whatever it takes” to stay on the minds of directors these days.

“When I stuck the critter up my anus to promote Internal Affairs, people said I was crazy…but it made me a household name,” explained the actor. “Who knows what it’ll lead to this time? I’m really gunning for a voiceover role in Disney’s G-Force 2.”

On last night’s much-anticipated Bachelor finale, Ben Flajnik struggled to make what could be the most important decision of his career life.

In the end, the 28-year old gave the final rose (and a Neil Lane engagement ring) to Courtney Robertson.

But during the After the Final Rose special, the successful winemaker admitted he was never really interested in the model from Scottsdale, Arizona.

“You know, I came on this show hoping to find true love,” Flajnik said as he grabbed host Chris Harrison’s left hand. “And as I sit here gazing into your eyes, Chris, I realize I finally have.”

Kirk Cameron is geting tired of defending the anti-gay remarks he made during an interview with Piers Morgan last week.

The Growing Pains star was panned by fellow celebrities for calling homosexuality “unnatural, detrimental and destructive to the foundations of civilization.”

To prove that same-sex relationships are unethical once and for all, the actor insisted he show the public just how vile they can be — by dating Ricky Martin.

“I’d love for my fans to see how being held in Ricky’s chiseled arms will make me feel sinful all over,” Cameron explained to OMGG.com. “And I’m especially not looking forward to all the vulgar, delicious lovemaking that is sure to come along with this repulsive experiment.”

Elton John just can’t seem to stay out of trouble.

The musician, already embroiled in a nasty fight with Madonna, is now coming under fire for tossing a little person at an official 2012 Golden Globes afterparty.

It occurred inside the famed Circa 55 restaurant, where dwarf Vince Carson was autograph-hunting.

“I’m a big fan of his music, so when I saw him drinking at the bar, I approached,” explained the 4’4″ Carson. “He immediately grabbed my shirt and launched me into the hostess stand.”

Sir Elton blames the incident on one too many Appletinis, and says he has the perfect apology lined up.

“At this year’s Grammy Awards I’ll play him a song I wrote about the incident,” the singer told OMGG.com. “It’s called ‘Mini Rocket Man’.”

At the Golden Globes last night, George Clooney poked fun of Brad Pitt’s knee injury by stealing his cane.

It was just the latest in a series of gags the handsome actors have played on each other over the past year.

The bromance began heating up after the pair spent a week together in Aspen last March. Since then, they’ve been spotted wine tasting in Napa Valley and sharing a thatch-roofed bungalow in Bora Bora.

“It’s cute watching them flirt,” said Marnie Goss, OMGG.com’s resident gaydar-ologist. “In my opinion, Brad is the real reason George has remained a bachelor for so long.”