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Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey woman who was given the moniker “Tanning Mom” for reasons unknown, told reporters last week that she’d be willing to pose for Playboy if asked.

Editor-in-Chief Hugh Hefner didn’t respond immediately, allegedly because he was too busy throwing up at the thought of that overly-bronzed hag in the buff.

But after seeing how much attention the story brought the struggling company, the 86-year old reached out to Krentcil this morning.

“Our ‘Hot Housewives’ magazines are some of our hottest-selling publications to date,” explained Hefner. “I’ve decided to roll the dice and greenlight a ‘Lovely & Leathery’ issue.”

We knew Bobby Petrino was rude…but nude?

The man who quit mid-season as coach of the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons (leaving without even telling his players), has now been fired from his job at the University of Arkansas for having an affair with 25-year old Jessica Dorrell.

Now it’s been revealed that the married father of four had been sending erotic sext messages to his young mistress, and OMGG.com hackers have uncovered some of the disturbing images.

Despite being shamed publicly, Petrino apparently still has some friends in high places.

“Bobby’s a buddy of mine, people need to cut him some slack,” Arkansas-born Bill Clinton told us. “He did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

It’s doubtful Bobby Petrino will be able to resERECT his career this time.

The ex-Arkansas football coach’s affair with 25-year-old Jessica Dorrell has officially been…well…exposed.

The 51-year old pulled a Brett Favre by sending nude photos of himself, aka “sext” messages, to his much-younger mistress using an employer-owned iPhone.

“As you can imagine, I’m really embarrassed of these photos,” the shamed father of four told OMGG.com. “I swear I’m usually much bigger, but I had just finished swimming in a really cold pool.”

When PETA announced they’d pay the legal bills for the woman who flour-bombed her sister, longtime supporter Khloe Kardashian denounced the anti-fur group.

“I will no longer be part of the ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign,” the 27-year old told OMGG.com. “Let’s see PETA try to survive without me!”

Within moments of Kardashian’s announcement, the animal rights organization announced membership has increased over 300%.

“I’d always wanted to support PETA, but couldn’t until now,” admitted animal-lover Patrick Wilrod. “Seeing Khloe naked on their posters led me to believe they were some sort of satanist organization.”

Last week, Jon Hamm remarked that when it comes to Kim Kardashian, “stupidity is celebrated and being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity.”

In response to Hamm’s harsh words, Kim posted a topless photo of herself on twitter, with the caption “If I was so stupid, would I do this?”

We reached out to the Mad Men actor for comment, but he was apparently too dumbfounded to respond.

“I’m pretty sure I put him in his place,” a smug Kardashian told OMGG.com. “But just to be sure he never doubts me again, I think I’ll release another sex tape this weekend.”

OMGG.com thinks Sofia Vergara is muy caliente, so we were excited to hear she was nearly nude in the latest issue of Esquire magazine.

Sadly, we were let down by the G-rated pics inside, so we asked our sexpert fans to come up with something better. Here’s our favorite!

Donald Trump knew just who to thank for Mitt Romney’s mammoth victory in the Nevada caucuses over the weekend. Himself.

“I knew the moment I endorsed Mitt, he’d be a winner from that point forward,” said the real estate tycoon. “As everyone knows, I’m the greatest endorser in the world.”

The duo celebrated Romney’s landslide victory at Scores strip club, where they drank $2000 bottles of Cristal champagne, or as they called it, “stimulated the economy.”

Newt Gingrich told OMGG.com that he thinks Trump made the wrong call endorsing his rival.

“Newt is a loser,” The Donald fired back. “And if he ever disagrees with me again, he’ll be taken out of consideration for Celebrity Apprentice next season.”

At Lindsay Lohan’s previous hearing, a number of fans deemed her attire inappropriate for the courtroom.

This morning, the actress took it a step further by appearing before Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner in her birthday suit.

But the actress insists she wasn’t trying to be controversial or disrespectful.

“My Playboy shoot leaked online, so everyone already knows what I look like naked,” the Freaky Friday star told OMGG.com. “Plus, it’s the only way to prove to people in the room that I haven’t stolen anything.”