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When OMGG.com learned that naked pictures of Olivia Munn were floating around the Web, we knew we had to report on it. Mostly because it meant a bevy of pervs would bring traffic (aka: advertising dollars) to our sweet ol’ website.

Our team of celebrity photoshoppers researchers were even able to find the naughty pics in question.

Munn, who has appeared in Maxim several times wearing skimpy lingerie, says she’s devastated to be back in the news so soon after people stopped caring about her completely.

“This invasion of privacy is outrageous,” said the actress, model or whatever it is she’s famous for. “Had I known my phone was going to get hacked, I never would’ve accidentally mailed it to TMZ.”

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Throughout his career, Michael Bay has come under fire for making “big budget” films with lots of special effects but little substance. The director told OMGG.com that’s all about to change.

“Transformers 4 will have an art house feel to it,” promised the 47-year old, who signed on to direct the film this week. “No CGI, nothing blowing up. I’m thinking $500,000 budget.”

Critics are questioning the demand for an artsy robot flick, and more importantly, if Bay is capable of pulling it off.

“To be honest, I’ve come to appreciate Michael’s style of plotless filmmaking,” said New York Times film reviewer Lindsey Cornell. “I mean, who doesn’t want to watch two straight hours of explosions and gratuitous close-ups of Megan Fox’s t*ts?”

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Nicki Minaj was the talk of the Grammys last night, and it had nothing to do with her nomination for Best New Artist.

Prior to the show, the rapper walked the red carpet in a red Versace cape with a much older man by her side — Pope Benedict XVI.

The 29-year old is known for her Lady Gaga-like publicity stunts, but Vatican City residents are wondering why the Bishop of Rome would agree to accompany someone so controversial to an award ceremony.

“I’m just a fan of her music,” His Holiness explained to OMGG.com. “But the Catholic Church no longer frowns upon interracial marriage, so who knows where this might lead?”

After being out of the news for nearly 10 minutes last week, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi made a startling announcement — she’s bisexual now!

Polizzi admits she’s moved onto ladies by default, as she’s already slept with every remotely-attractive guy on Jersey Shore.

OMGG.com caught up with the Snookster to find out if there’s anyone on the show she considers “off limits.”

“Deena is too nasty, even for me,” said the 4’9″ reality star. “To be honest with you, I wouldn’t touch her with Vinny’s d*ck.”

Donald Trump knew just who to thank for Mitt Romney’s mammoth victory in the Nevada caucuses over the weekend. Himself.

“I knew the moment I endorsed Mitt, he’d be a winner from that point forward,” said the real estate tycoon. “As everyone knows, I’m the greatest endorser in the world.”

The duo celebrated Romney’s landslide victory at Scores strip club, where they drank $2000 bottles of Cristal champagne, or as they called it, “stimulated the economy.”

Newt Gingrich told OMGG.com that he thinks Trump made the wrong call endorsing his rival.

“Newt is a loser,” The Donald fired back. “And if he ever disagrees with me again, he’ll be taken out of consideration for Celebrity Apprentice next season.”

Claire Odioso, the young woman who drank donkey semen on a canceled episode of Fear Factor, now claims she’s addicted to mammal ejaculate.

Animal rights activists called the stunt “bestiality porn” and due to backlash from all the negative media attention, Claire’s segment never aired.

Odioso told OMGG.com that despite not getting her 15 minutes of fame, she’s grateful the show introduced her to a whole new world.

“Since the taping, I’ve enjoyed sperm from pretty much every animal out there,” the 22-year old admitted. “You’d never guess this, but turtle jizz tastes eerily similar to Sunny Delight.”

McDonald’s announced this week that it will cease using “pink slime” in its hamburger recipe.

“This is terrible news,” said Mickey-D’s regular Jill Teeples. “That pink goo was my main source of protein.”

An endless supply of the mysterious slime was first discovered in a Manchester, New Jersey landfill in the late-80s. Former McDonald’s CEO Oliver Sehulster noticed a family of possums feasting on it, and before long it became the key ingredient in the Golden Arches’ burgers and chicken nuggets.

“I think we can all agree the pink stuff is delicious,” an FDA spokesperson told OMGG.com. “I just wish someone was able to identify it.”