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When OMGG.com learned that naked pictures of Olivia Munn were floating around the Web, we knew we had to report on it. Mostly because it meant a bevy of pervs would bring traffic (aka: advertising dollars) to our sweet ol’ website.

Our team of celebrity photoshoppers researchers were even able to find the naughty pics in question.

Munn, who has appeared in Maxim several times wearing skimpy lingerie, says she’s devastated to be back in the news so soon after people stopped caring about her completely.

“This invasion of privacy is outrageous,” said the actress, model or whatever it is she’s famous for. “Had I known my phone was going to get hacked, I never would’ve accidentally mailed it to TMZ.”

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McDonald’s announced this week that it will cease using “pink slime” in its hamburger recipe.

“This is terrible news,” said Mickey-D’s regular Jill Teeples. “That pink goo was my main source of protein.”

An endless supply of the mysterious slime was first discovered in a Manchester, New Jersey landfill in the late-80s. Former McDonald’s CEO Oliver Sehulster noticed a family of possums feasting on it, and before long it became the key ingredient in the Golden Arches’ burgers and chicken nuggets.

“I think we can all agree the pink stuff is delicious,” an FDA spokesperson told OMGG.com. “I just wish someone was able to identify it.”

Elton John and Madonna do not like each other.

The Rocketman trashed the Material Girl yesterday, telling her he hopes she lip-syncs well during her Super Bowl performance Sunday.

Elton has despised Madonna since the Golden Globes, when her crappy song Masterpiece won “Best Original Song” over some unlistenable ballad that Elton wrote.

OMGG.com caught up with New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning to see whose side he’s taking in this ongoing fight.

“I was born in 1981,” said Manning. “By the time I was old enough to listen to music, both of those a-holes were washed up.”

OMGG.com photographers snapped this photo of Los Angeles Clippers star Blake Griffin posterizing Kendrick Perkins this week.

Many are calling it the greatest dunk of all-time. What do you think?

Reality star Kristin Cavallari claims she has no idea how her on-again/off-again fiancé Jay Cutler got her pregnant.

The gold-digging blonde, who says her NFL boyfriend began using prophylactics after noticing she replaced her birth control pills with Tic Tacs, insists the pregnancy was unplanned.

So where does the couple, who broke up less than six months ago due to Cutler’s unwillingness to commit, go from here?

“I just want what’s best for the baby,” Cavallari told OMGG.com. “Marrying Jay’s $49.7 million contract…er, I mean Jay…is the right thing to do.”

Kevin Federline has taken his thighs of thunder down under.

Britney Spears’ ex is now a cast member on the Australian weight-loss reality program Excess Baggage.

Yesterday, the formerly-fit backup dancer collapsed during a running challenge after complaining of chest pains.

“Thank you to all my fans for their well-wishes,” said a recovering K-Fed. “I have read both of your emails.”

Mark Wahlberg is an award-winning actor, producer and musician. But there’s one thing he isn’t — a hero.

OMGG.com obtained this exclusive photo of the 40-year old star, taken on September 11, 2001.

Despite recent claims that he would’ve saved the twin towers had he been an airline passenger on 9/11, Marky Mark actually spent the whole day cowering under his bed.

“Before you question my courageousness, you need all the facts,” Wahlberg snapped. “I was under there looking for terrorists.”

Rumors are circulating that Hollywood super-couple Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne may be getting back together.

“Ok,” said one of the seven remaining members of Lavigne’s fan base.

Days after the reality star shocked the world by announcing he’d split from his washed-up punk rock girlfriend, he tweeted that he still loved her. And she tweeted back that she has “luv” for him.

Despite Jenner’s unfaithfulness, OMGG.com sources say the two are still totally in love and may even get married briefly.