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Supermodel Marisa Miller admits she’s concerned about the effect pregnancy will have on her svelte figure.

“Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dreamt of being called a MILF since I was a little girl,” said the 33-year old. “But if I keep packing on pounds at this rate, I’ll be a Size 2 by the final trimester.”

The 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl, known for her long blonde hair and stick-like physique, fears weight gain from her wild food cravings will make her the laughingstock of the modeling community.

“Even my husband can’t believe how much I’ve been eating,” Miller told OMGG.com. “You should’ve seen his face after I mowed down two full stalks of celery for dinner last night!”

For months, Megan Fox has been denying rumors that she’s pregnant.

Unfortunately for her, OMGG.com’s respected phone hacking department came across images of the actress with an exposed midriff, validating the buzz that she’s got “baby on board.”

But the 26-year old sex symbol says the photos don’t prove a thing.

“People were saying I was too thin so I put on some weight over the last half year,” claims Fox. “Saying I’m pregnant is as crazy as that rumored affair I had with Shia LaBeouf six months ago.”

Does Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi have a little meatball in the oven?

Our team of celebrity hackers pulled a photo off the reality star’s bedazzled iPhone 4S that’s sure to spark some debate.

OMGG.com reached out to Snooki, who said she’s hoping she just put some freakin’ weight on.

“But if not, it’s no biggie,” the pint-sized 24-year old told us. “MTV had the Jersey Shore house baby-proofed years ago so Mike and Pauly D wouldn’t hurt themselves.”

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Reality star Kristin Cavallari claims she has no idea how her on-again/off-again fiancé Jay Cutler got her pregnant.

The gold-digging blonde, who says her NFL boyfriend began using prophylactics after noticing she replaced her birth control pills with Tic Tacs, insists the pregnancy was unplanned.

So where does the couple, who broke up less than six months ago due to Cutler’s unwillingness to commit, go from here?

“I just want what’s best for the baby,” Cavallari told OMGG.com. “Marrying Jay’s $49.7 million contract…er, I mean Jay…is the right thing to do.”

Renowned idiot Kourtney Kardashian is sporting a baby bump again.

“Last time I got pregnant, a little kid came out of my vagina!” the 32-year old exclaimed yesterday. “I’m really hoping that doesn’t happen this time.”

Kardashian, who told OMGG.com she plans to “drink a lot and hope for the best” over the next nine months, is turning to her fans to learn more about how childbirth works.

“Kim tried to explain it to me, but I wasn’t getting it,” admitted Kardashian. “She lost me right before all the stork delivery stuff.”

Tragedy struck just days after Michelle Duggar told People magazine she was pregnant with her 20th child.

The 19 Kids and Counting star’s uterus spontaneously combusted while visiting her Ob/gyn last night.

Duggar’s doc was still in shock this morning.

“I’ve been delivering babies for 33 years, and I’ve never seen anything like it,” obstetrician Keller Wortham told OMGG.com. “It literally just exploded.”

Justin Bieber’s gal pal Selena Gomez ran into her man’s alleged baby mama outside Hollywood hotspot Avalon last night…and it wasn’t pretty.

Mariah Yeater may not have pulled any punches during her interview with Star magazine, but she sure pulled out a lot of Gomez’s hair throughout this vicious catfight.

OMGG.com learned that the fight came to an abrupt end when Yeater received a frantic call from her babysitter.

According to sources, her newborn son had become ill with a case of Bieber Fever.

Last week, Sara Leal admitted to Us Weekly that she and Ashton Kutcher had unprotected sex on the night of September 24th.

Today, in an exclusive interview with OMGG.com, the Hot Tub Ho made another startling admission — she’s pregnant!

The mistress’ attorney, Alex Peais, says his client is preemptively seeking $2 million dollars from Kutcher to ensure “a comfortable lifestyle for the child, allowing he or she to be raised and provided for properly.”

“Last night I could actually feel the baby kicking,” said the 23-year old. “I may be wrong, though, I was really wasted.”