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Whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania cums inside you?

According to sources, a Hulk Hogan sex tape is currently being shopped around to the highest bidder.

OMGG.com has obtained a copy, which features grainy footage of the balding 58-year old getting “tag-teamed” by what appears to be an aging Macho Man Randy Savage/Iron Sheik combo.

The Hulkster confirmed that while it is him in the tape, he doesn’t think he did anything wrong.

“In wrestling, it’s common practice to grease each other up and practice before a big match,” he explained. “And Speedos have always been optional, brother!”

Now that she’s of legal age, Courtney Stodden can’t wait to vote make her first porno.

Unfortunately, OMGG.com has learned that Stodden’s 52-year old husband, actor Doug Hutchison, is against it.

“He is so old-fashioned,” the 18-year old told us. “Last year, he yelled at me for turning his coat closet into a meth lab!”

If she can’t convince her man to let her make dirty movies, she says there are plenty of other options.

“A friend once told me I can be anything I put my mind to,” the blonde bombshell said. “Unfortunately, my mind doesn’t work that good, so I’ll probably just be a stripper.”

Despite claims by her ex-husband that Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was masterminded by Kris Jenner, the family is denying the allegations.

“I would’ve negotiated a far more lucrative deal if that were true,” the Kardashian matriarch told OMGG.com. “Kim’s decision to be a whore was hers, and hers alone.”

But with Kim Kardashian: Superstar still piquing the public’s interest five years after its release, Jenner admits she directed a sequel.

“It’s called Khloe Kardashian: Supersize,” the 56-year old told us. “I’m excited to announce that Vivid Video recently offered me $1 million cash…to destroy it.”

Tyson Beckford says fans will be really disappointed when they see his sex tape.

As TMZ reported, the 45-minute video doesn’t even co-star a woman.

OMGG.com has obtained this exclusive first image from the tape, and although there isn’t a lady in it, Mr. Beckford definitely wasn’t solo.

“I’m going through a bit of a cold streak, so I’ve had to get creative sexually,” the 41-year old told us. “Sometimes people don’t realize how hard it is to get laid when you’re a model.”

The mystery brunette in the Hulk Hogan sex tape has been identified as none other than roided-out mongrel Chyna.

In the sought-after porn video, the former WWE Diva is alone in her apartment when she hears a knock at the door. She opens it to find to a greased-up pizza delivery guy (Hogan) wearing nothing but his patented yellow Speedo and a tank top that reads “Handlebar Rides 25 cents.”

OMGG.com caught up with the Hulkster to ask him about the Vivid video.

“Look brother, I’m not proud of what I did,” the balding blonde admitted. “But in my defense, I was so drunk I thought I was making love to Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake.”

Last week, Jon Hamm remarked that when it comes to Kim Kardashian, “stupidity is celebrated and being a f*cking idiot is a valuable commodity.”

In response to Hamm’s harsh words, Kim posted a topless photo of herself on twitter, with the caption “If I was so stupid, would I do this?”

We reached out to the Mad Men actor for comment, but he was apparently too dumbfounded to respond.

“I’m pretty sure I put him in his place,” a smug Kardashian told OMGG.com. “But just to be sure he never doubts me again, I think I’ll release another sex tape this weekend.”

Looks like Zac Efron has gone cougar hunting.

The 24-year old actor recently swapped spit with Michelle Pfeiffer, 53, in Gary Marshall’s latest ensemble flick New Year’s Eve.

The film also stars Ashton Kutcher, who said the on-screen chemistry between Efron and Pfeiffer led to an affair after shooting wrapped.

“Their relationship makes me nauseous,” Kutcher confessed to OMGG.com. “Why on earth would a young stud like Efron ever fall for an aging, former-sex symbol actress?”

As TMZ reported yesterday, nude photos of gold medalist Shaun White were being shopped around to media outlets and garnering very little interest.

This morning, a top bid of $35 landed OMGG.com the exclusive photos, which feature the x-rated X-Gamer in nothing but his birthday suit.

One of the pics show the pale, gangly, freckle-faced redhead having sex with an attractive blonde woman, the other shows him snowboarding in the buff.

“I was so drunk, I don’t even remember taking those,” confessed the athlete known as The Flying Tomato. “When I first saw them I thought the Wendy’s girl had done Playboy or something.”